OMG...SERIOUSLY... I think as I am in a the downward dog pose (really could be called Ass High pose) and look up to realized that OMG....I am swimming in a sea of toes......yes TOES people. .... EWWW not just your dirty toes ......but "camel toes"! Yep that's right, the hubster and I went back to yoga class for class # 2 out of 5 that we have! And if you missed my first experience with yoga ~ you can catch up here!!!
So off to the back of the class hubster and I go, after all I don't want people making fun of my ass in yoga pants! And here is yet another tips on yoga pants.... ... One should NOT wear light color yoga pants....just remember that black in slimming.... even down there in the nether regions ~ and light colored yoga pants.....not so much!!!
That's when it hit me!! I had to stop myself from the giggle fest that was building up in my throat!!!
I thought OMG this would be the perfect place that one should wear a "Cuchini ~ The Camel Toe Pad" and no folks I am not making this shit up!! I read it on "Baby SideBurns Facebook Post" look for the April 6th post ~ friggen hysterical! As is everything she writes!!!
So there I am suppose to be all calm and relaxed, thinking there is no way, I will survive this class with all these "colorful toes" watching me! I must have looked confused in yet another tortured pose as the cute little instructor~ who by the way is the only person who looks amazing in these stupid ass yoga pants... but why wouldn't she ?? After all she teaches yoga like 10 times a day!!!
As she effortlessly squats down and says "so what are you thinking? "
Me: Hummmmm what a I thinking? Well lets see....I'm thinking that every woman in here could use a "Cuchini ~ Camel Toe Pad" (except her of course),
I'm thinking I should buy up a bunch and triple the price and bring them to class and point out WHY one should be wearing it!!! Hello Gray pants...you may need 2!!
I'm thinking there has to be a speaker in here there is no way this lady next to me is breathing that loud ....so where the hell is that sound coming from???
I'm thinking where the *&^%$ do they get these *&^%$ poses from?
I'm thinking ...OMG is this class almost over?? I wouldn't know because there is no friggen clock in here!!!
I'm thinking.... can you make it any hotter in here?? Oh shit.. wait..... that was not a challenge!!!
I'm thinking......oh yeah I'm thinking .....I should probably say something out loud so she will stop looking at me like I'm crazy!!!
I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders and mutter I have a headache!